Additional Facts about the Most Interesting Man in the World

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• His circle of women is called, “The Equator”.
• He invented Viagra, to give other men a chance.
• He’s the reason no one can find Carmen Sandiego.
• When he drinks tequila, other people’s clothes fall off.
• His business card simply reads, “Someday I may call you.”
• He can touch MC Hammer.
• He doesn’t raise hell; he lowers heaven.
• His intern once fired Donald Trump.
• When a woman says, “I think we should see other people”, she means…him.
• He uses Keith Stone for sandpaper.
• Went to a boat show, and bought a dog.